Push me around.

Nearly peed my pants reading this one....Good Lord. Why can't I find someone normal?

Hello,

I'm not sure exactly how I should say this, but I guess I should start this way. Firstly, I apologize if you have heard from me about this before. I have been tentatively looking for this very thing over a period of years and have used myspace for it before...

That aside, I am writing you for a reason, and you are going to think I am nuts. I am writing you because I am hoping that I can find someone who would like to have me around just to push around. I'm not looking for anything special, just someone who would enjoy telling me what to do, possibly being mean to me, and so on. I could clean up after you, cook you dinner, or really whatever you'd like.

Anyway, I don't want to go into any real detail here, since I'm pretty sure you are just going to ignore me, or tell me to go away, but please, if you are interested at all, or if you have any questions at all, please let me know. I've been looking for this for a long time...

Thank you for reading.

-Charlie

Fishing for a visa....

Another one looking for a visa.....

Hello pretty,

My name is Ola am single and Lonely for couple of years due to my experience in relationship .. I just stumbled across your page or rather profile and am forced to admit you are a beautiful woman .. Sometimes I think I'm all alone in the world I've been hurt many times that really make me tired of being with another woman but I realize I wasn't getting any younger thats why i make up my mind to start again if I could meet a Honest and Loyalty woman who can love me for whom I am .. Please if my word make sense to you please kindly reply me back.

Food?!?! For me?

This is what happens when you leave the fridge open for more than 10 seconds......

The List

So much I want to do in this life.


You highlight what you have done...and leave the others alone.

I think I will annotate mine as well.
1.Started your own blog (And I post at odd intervals)
2. Slept under the stars (Maybe this summer)
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris (Its on my 1001 things to do before I die list)
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch (knitting)
15. Adopted a child (Always an option)
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty (wish you could still do this)
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill (Who hasn't?)
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon (Its on the 1001 things list)
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset (Best one was the top of Cadillac Mountain!)
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise my list as well
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors (Some of them but not all)
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language (Nursing counts as a language)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square (Just recently too!)
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone .
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (Just fishes)
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit (knock on wood)
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Totally copied a post from someone else's blog to your own (just did :)

Two in one day...How lucky can I be?!?!?

Copied and pasted, no editing with the exception of removing email addresses......why me??

GoodMorning dear,merry Xams to you and happy Newyear in adance.Well,i am Blessing malik,i hope u are doing cool. well, i've made much search though this's many time of loggin. if i ever saw an angel it is from ur eyes,u're so good looking lady. And i am selfemp;pyed i was just hanging on here and i went througth ur profile i have never seen such a beautiful lady like u in words and in look lady u are great i will love to know more about u can u join me on yahoo so we can chat more
Malik

I scrolled through pictures and yours caught my attention at first sight.i must admit that you are very beautiful and pretty.i don't really know how people can get together for good on this site have you had any luck here before? well,i am looking for a serious relationship this time and i am not ready for games.a man at my age should consider settling down with a descent and good woman.going through your profile,many good ideas came to my mind and i can say that you seem really intresting. i guess we could have several chats and see what we got in common and check out if we stand a chance,i would appreicate a reply from you,and i mean it,it i would go along way. i promise you,i would reply you promtly? i know how to give a lady so much attention and care. i get put off when i find out i am being cheated on because i put my best into relationshipes.i believe relationship is
a thing of joint contribution so i need a very active partner. i hope i didn't bore you with my stories,but i guess it is needed to be told.please write me back.i have to tell you again,you are cutie and pretty.
My yahoo id is bah blah@yahoo.com....
Distance could be a barrier but you cant predict the power of love,can you?have a lovely and blissful day....
RAMSEY.

Kitty

This is exactly why I didn't put up a tree this year!


more animals

You couldn't make this stuff up.

Another winner from MySpace......

cheery Hello I just wanted to send you a cheery hello, touched with a little bit of sunshine, to let you know that you're in my thoughts. I hope all is going well in your flower garden, and that you have a bright, and sunny day! I KNOW YOU MAY BE ASKING WHOM I AM? WELL AM JEFF BY NAME I SAW UR PROFILE IT WAS NICE, U LOOK SO CUTE,SEXY,ALLURING AND PRETTY, AM A GENTLE GOING GUY AM SINGLE STILL SEARCHING, I WILL LIKE TO KNOW U IF U DON,T MIND AS FOR ME AM FROM USA MY FATHER FROM NIGERIA AND MY MUM FROM USA.....ALABAMA BUT RIGHT NOW WE ARE IN NIGERIA SO I WILL LOVE U TO ADD ME TO YAHOO ID: ***********@yahoo.com WOUNDERFUL DAY AHEAD OR U SEND ME UR YAHOO ID.

For the love of coffee

This is why I go to Starbucks. Doug makes the BEST drinks ever. I never order anything....Doug just makes me something. He was leaving as we walked in and I made him turn around and tell the new boy what to put in my drink. So this is what I got.....a novel. I have no idea what any of it means other than yummy drink. I was halfway through it when I noticed the heart he drew on it. Does that mean add some love to the drink?? I think so.

Thanks Doug. Don't ever quit your day job!

Not sure if this is good motivation or what?

Its another one of those wonderful personal ad posts that Paula found.....copied and pasted, no editing. Grammar and spelling errors, let me count the ways.

"If we don't lose weight there is no sex. I am heavier than I want to be. You are hevier than you want to be. We meet and if compatible we have a weigh in. It would be an exclusive relationship and the reward is that for each pound we lose we share a night of pleasure. We are taking the desire for food and fighting it with the desire for sex. I weigh about 240. You weight upto 190. Together we will end up less than we are today. I am drug and disease free and don't smoke and only drink once in a while."

Grown Up Bookshelves

My pretty new bookshelves. I have only had them a few days and they are already full. I have too many books!!