You couldn't make this stuff up.

Another winner from MySpace......

cheery Hello I just wanted to send you a cheery hello, touched with a little bit of sunshine, to let you know that you're in my thoughts. I hope all is going well in your flower garden, and that you have a bright, and sunny day! I KNOW YOU MAY BE ASKING WHOM I AM? WELL AM JEFF BY NAME I SAW UR PROFILE IT WAS NICE, U LOOK SO CUTE,SEXY,ALLURING AND PRETTY, AM A GENTLE GOING GUY AM SINGLE STILL SEARCHING, I WILL LIKE TO KNOW U IF U DON,T MIND AS FOR ME AM FROM USA MY FATHER FROM NIGERIA AND MY MUM FROM USA.....ALABAMA BUT RIGHT NOW WE ARE IN NIGERIA SO I WILL LOVE U TO ADD ME TO YAHOO ID: ***********@yahoo.com WOUNDERFUL DAY AHEAD OR U SEND ME UR YAHOO ID.

For the love of coffee

This is why I go to Starbucks. Doug makes the BEST drinks ever. I never order anything....Doug just makes me something. He was leaving as we walked in and I made him turn around and tell the new boy what to put in my drink. So this is what I got.....a novel. I have no idea what any of it means other than yummy drink. I was halfway through it when I noticed the heart he drew on it. Does that mean add some love to the drink?? I think so.

Thanks Doug. Don't ever quit your day job!

Not sure if this is good motivation or what?

Its another one of those wonderful personal ad posts that Paula found.....copied and pasted, no editing. Grammar and spelling errors, let me count the ways.

"If we don't lose weight there is no sex. I am heavier than I want to be. You are hevier than you want to be. We meet and if compatible we have a weigh in. It would be an exclusive relationship and the reward is that for each pound we lose we share a night of pleasure. We are taking the desire for food and fighting it with the desire for sex. I weigh about 240. You weight upto 190. Together we will end up less than we are today. I am drug and disease free and don't smoke and only drink once in a while."