I think I started something....

This is one Paula got tonight.

"I just came across your profile, and was entranced after viewing your exceptionally beautiful photograph.
I hardly thought that there existed such a woman outside the picture frame, or the covers of a romance novel.

I ache for a love that burns like fire...and moonlight!!!
If you, too, yearn for a deep and passionate love,
please send me a message."


So it's not just me.

File under...not a chance in hell.

So this whole dating thing blows. In order to make light of the situation I am going to post a few of the real winners I come across. The emails...the ads....damn they crack me up. Feel free to add your own comments and worst stories as well.

We will start with possibly my all time favorite ad...... I should preface this by saying I found it on craigslist, which seems to attract mostly creeps. I was just bored and needed some cheap entertainment.

looking for a gf or wife to start a family with at (he put his address here). - 21

m looking for a gf or someone to start a life with in southbridge ma id like this female to be between the ages of 20 to 35 average height blonde or brunette who wants to start a family. i live in a two bedroom apartment. im blonde haired blue eyed five foot 8 average wieght and i like to have fun. partying on the weekends is great i like going to clubs and places to chill like the beach. ive got three tattoos. i looove rock music and rap is ok i listen to country also. so please come by to (again the address) to start a life and a relationship w me. im 21 and my names justin please only answer this add if you want to spend a life with me.



Do I need to even point out the "real winner" characteristics?!?!?