Push me around.

Nearly peed my pants reading this one....Good Lord. Why can't I find someone normal?

Hello,

I'm not sure exactly how I should say this, but I guess I should start this way. Firstly, I apologize if you have heard from me about this before. I have been tentatively looking for this very thing over a period of years and have used myspace for it before...

That aside, I am writing you for a reason, and you are going to think I am nuts. I am writing you because I am hoping that I can find someone who would like to have me around just to push around. I'm not looking for anything special, just someone who would enjoy telling me what to do, possibly being mean to me, and so on. I could clean up after you, cook you dinner, or really whatever you'd like.

Anyway, I don't want to go into any real detail here, since I'm pretty sure you are just going to ignore me, or tell me to go away, but please, if you are interested at all, or if you have any questions at all, please let me know. I've been looking for this for a long time...

Thank you for reading.

-Charlie

Fishing for a visa....

Another one looking for a visa.....

Hello pretty,

My name is Ola am single and Lonely for couple of years due to my experience in relationship .. I just stumbled across your page or rather profile and am forced to admit you are a beautiful woman .. Sometimes I think I'm all alone in the world I've been hurt many times that really make me tired of being with another woman but I realize I wasn't getting any younger thats why i make up my mind to start again if I could meet a Honest and Loyalty woman who can love me for whom I am .. Please if my word make sense to you please kindly reply me back.

Food?!?! For me?

This is what happens when you leave the fridge open for more than 10 seconds......